ODE to Verizon

ode to
VERIZON

how i hate you so

i hate you so

u shall never know
the way i hate

your guts.

i hate you like the first rain drop

to fall on my hair
after i just got it pressed

and i'm about to go to a party

but i can't

cause it started to rain

and now my hair is a flop.

i hate u now
more than ever

especially after i just talked to
"rick" and he could not help me

at all

especially after he suggested i pay the entire bill
and then have the other bill payer

reimburse me...!
wtf?
is that really on the scripted list of ish

to say to ppl trying to pay the bill!

i hate u...
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