Monday, April 19

Lost & Found....?

Earlier today Ron and I got into 
a scuffle...
Nothing major, just a little 
light wrestling.
Well, not really that light.
He twisted my arm a 
little rough, 
which in return
produced the waterworks.
So, then a pillow fight ensued
wherein I won.
All the exhaustion caused us to 
fall into a dreamlike
state on the 
memoryfoam.

Oh, I forgot.
During the "mock" fight
He dared me to give him 
his ring back.
So I did.
I threw it at him.
And then the dreamlike state ensued.
That was earlier today,
around like 4 pm.
It's nearly ten o'clock now.

And I haven't had my property returned.
He says it doesn't belong to me
until we're married.
(Stupid me had to tell him that when I was a naive 1L, lol)
Anyway, it's not like he could give it back to me....
the damn FOOL has lost it!

yes!

He lost my engangement ring.
Now he is tearing the apartment apart trying to find it.
All I can do to keep the waterworks at bay is to SMH
(shake my head).

Let's retrace his steps.
He whipped the egg whites for the cake...
He floured the pans,
again for the cake...
He sat in the chair up front for some hours
wathcing the First 48 online...
He went running....
Took a shower...
Asked me if I had found the ring....
NOPE!
Oh, that's the exact moment he (I) realized that 
he had lost my freagin ring.

So I thought I would blog about it.
But wait, there's more!
I found it!
LOL
Yep, and I haven't told him I have either.
Is that wrong of me?
I think while he sleeping tonight I
will slip it on and just be 
wearing it in the morning.

Cause he never should have dared me
and then not given it back 
when he said he should.

Oh, it was in the chair.
The same chair he sat in for some hours
watching the First 48.
 And, the same chair he took an exacto knife to
the lining to check and see if the 
ring had fallen through.
Which happened to be the same chair I sat by and watched this 
happen to knowing that
five minutes earlier
I had discovered the ring was tucked into
the sides of the same chair.

But, he will probably never know any of this because
he doesn't read my blog! 
LOL.
~ goodnight.


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