Hurt Feelings.....Sad Face

Okay,
u guessed it....

my Feelings are Hurt.

Why?

becaue I suck at anything that

requires rhythm
(.....except that).

Let me tell you about it.

i joined a Dance group at school.
for all purposes it shall be referred to as
My One Last Shot at Greatness Dance Montage.

so, i joined with a friend (mainly it was her idea, and i tagged along)
i mean, how Hard could it be? right?

WRONG.

it was uber hard.

i recorded my first practice.
not only did i come to the conclusion that my green
yoga pants are unflaterring to my
toosh,
but
also, i kinda look like a lame duck when
i dance.

you know,
the one duck that takes a little longer to
FLy
from the lake?

yeah, that's me.
not to mention that I have no
FormAl trainIng what soever in
anything resembling dance.

oh, and I can't remember a simple 8-count sequence
without looking around.

by the time i remember the steps, its on to something else
and I am again lost!

so, Brooks' dancing days are
No MORE.....

i have made my
PEaCe
with this decision.

it is my suggestion that
yoU do also,

peace.


~Brooks